My Dad’s Huge BOAT of a Car

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January 5, 2013 by mememine69

My Dad's Huge BOAT of a Car

*Our dad when we were kids had this giant bulging massive boat of a car, a Mercury I think, that was so big that when we drove by or rather sailed by a MacDonald’s restaurant, flocks of seagulls would spot us and then follow us all around town. It was real embarrassing, this giant lime green boat of a car that was always covered in bird shit with a flock of shithawks following us everywhere we went. One time we were stopped at a red light and this drunken sailor yells at my dad; “Permission to come aboard Captain. Does ya need any good men captain!” On the plus side, it made it real easy to find the car in big parking lots, just look for the shit hawks.


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