Your EnvironMENTAL Weather Report

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June 15, 2017 by mememine69

 And now the EnvironMENTAL Weather Report:

We have a high UV warning, a humidex advisory, a high temperature alert, a smog advisory, a smog watch, a smog alert and a smog warning, a wind warning, the potential for the possibility, likelihood and chance of developing dangerous thunderstorms, an acid rain alert, an Ozone Alert, a West Nile and Lime disease alert, a cold and flu alert and a pollen allergy warning. This evening we can expect an invading army of Locusts. Right now under dangerously pleasant clear skies, its 26 degrees but with the new humidex factor, it feels more like 96 degrees.

Have a nice day.

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